No offense. But how should we put this?

In their words, “Just two drops of Nature Calls in the toilet prior to doing ones business obliterates all odors. This truly revolutionary, plant-extract-derived solution doesn’t just cover up unpleasant smells, it eliminates them.”

It’s also small enough to carry in your purse – if you need to – or place in a medicine cabinet, or gift to someone with various food intolerances.

Who knows? In the guest bathroom, your guests may be quite relieved.